Current Library as of 3/10/2009 *Updated*

[Photon]

Anything not in circulation and not checked out is available apon request. I will pretty it up when I get the time. Anime to be added.... remember that all items checked out must be returned in 3 weeks. Any destroyed/lost manga must be replaced by the person whom checked it out. Violators will be force-fed megaton beard...

Update 2/17/2009:
Spammputer is not available yet unfortunately due to a slip up while working on it. I also plan to get more hard drives to have a greater amount of space. The manga library is going through an update as well and is in too much of disarray (much like my schedule) to be dealt with before SPAMM. As such, it will not be present today. If this is a major problem let me know as I MIGHT be convinced to bring it anyways, but I have been very busy lately with school stuff so I may not show up to today's meeting at all. I may implement an initiative to expand the manga collection as well so please let me know if you have some burning desire to get your hands on some particularly hot pulp. The SPAMM RPG, code-named "Neihaus-will-never-give-me-his-fanfic", has been on a large hiatus due to unforseen circumstances. I have not addressed the volunteers of this issue so I am doing it now. I highly doubt that such a project can be completed this semester but I may get it past the "don't-have-jack-shit" phase if the mysterious problem is resolved. In any case, I apologize again for my lack of updates.

Update 3/10/2009
Hello all SPAMM denizens. I again will be not bringing in the library tonight. The reason why I have opted not to do this is not because its fucking heavy as hell, as it is. The reason is that it's too goddamn heavy... and as such, the poor particle-board construction coupled with plastic braces of the current library will not stand up to the brutality. I have plans to reinforce it with metal braces along with epoxy in the seams to make it a piece of SPAMM that will last. If I take it to SPAMM loaded up it will surely fail and I will have to buy or make a new library; neither of which are good options. So of course I apologize very much for not meeting my officerial duties but it is not for naught. If any of you need any anime burned, I will be providing paid members with up to two full DVDs of it (okay, its not THAT much). Choices are limited, but I will let you know if I can or cannot get it for you. In the interim, I will be testing my woodworking skills and get the library up to parr. Thank you...

And as always, suggestions appreciated, usually...

[grimsleeper]

I'll be returning Trigun, first week back. I don't need any additional fiber in my diet.

[Zake]

Any destroyed/lost manga must be replaced by the person whom checked it out. Violators will be force-fed megaton beard...

Isn't that extremely harsh? Couldn't you just break their legs, take a pound of flesh, or something?

[nani]

Any destroyed/lost manga must be replaced by the person whom checked it out. Violators will be force-fed megaton beard...

ew.....

[chronomeister]

Well, first thing I did with it was add 2 buttons to handle checking in and out of books. Excel is one of my areas of expertise.

Question: to be fed the megabeard, that implies the beard is off the rage, right?

(I like the wordfilter)

[Niehaus]

It's more painful if it is force fed while still attached to him.

And yes, I am noticing a lot of people are voicing their opinions of the beard lately.

[chronomeister]

Ahhh, I see. Eat the beard off Megaton. Good idea.

[Megaton]

Niehaus there are three barbershops in Platteville. Two of which are on Main Street, what one were you suggesting again?

[Niehaus]

Well, there's a lot of beuticians/barber shops. The actual barber shop barber shop is next to Anchor Bank if memory serves.

[Megaton]

Okay, looks like it is Ivan's. Didn't get to trim the beard before I left home and need someway to get rid of the poof.

[Zake]

Now, kill it. Kill that damned abomination of the beard! Don't listen to its wiry, bristly, petrifying screams of agony! It must die, and you are the only one who can kill it! The screams will subside once it is gone, but it will not be truly dead. For that reason, you must be ever vigilant. Left unchecked, it will rise again, unless you make daily offerings of time and effort to the benevolent protecting force that we call your shaver. It's your only hope. You can do this. Keep the beard dead, and you'll be doing yourself and everyone else in this microcosm a gigantic favor. Also, you won't look like a creepy rapist anymore.

Just remember: Shave once a day to keep Chris Hansen at bay.
Eat at Joe's.

[Megaton]

I will never shave my face everyday...

[Zake]

Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.

[Photon]

Too busy to give full update, but from now on will edit top post. SPAMMputer is now in production and will be completed in aproximately 1 week or so. As such, the digital library is not available this SPAMM. Also, due to technical diffuculties with getting the library into ulrich, I will not be bringing manga either. I am very sorry for this great convenience for myself. Again, suggestions are appreciated... usually...

[Photon]

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