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The Expendables 2

Postby Niehaus on Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:46 pm

Still no Seagal :(

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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby chronomeister on Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:54 pm

Maybe you can hope for a Machete 2.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Megaton on Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:01 am

Only Crews and his Auto-Shotty of awesome can save this...

Also,
chronomeister wrote:Maybe you can hope for a Machete Kills.

FTFY.

Third one will be a the pinnacle of cinema.

Mmm: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2002718/

Thread Jack over.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby dirked on Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:43 pm

The first movie was had that awful unwanted love story tacked on. It's like they were trying to attract a female demographic to the movie for some reason. I hope with this sequel they cut out the bullshit and give me more explosions like I wanted.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Ronin on Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:51 pm

Niehaus wrote:Still no Seagal :(




Seagal will never appear in Expendables. Due to being an egotistical ass, he caused so much grief to Millennium that he's been blacklisted by them.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Beaver Chief on Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:21 pm

An egotistical Alligator Ass?
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Takomaru on Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:11 pm

hahahaha
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Nabeshin on Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:46 am

Norris and van damme, YEAH!!!

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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Takomaru on Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:39 am

If only Bruce Lee was still alive T_T
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby dyre on Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:32 pm

Pretty sweet that Chuck Norris and Van Damme joined the cast. I wonder if they'll be villains.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Ronin on Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:45 pm

I'm surprised Norris is even in here. According to him, he was 'too old for this shit.' I hope he's someone's mentor hopping on for one last job.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby dyre on Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:00 pm

Ronin wrote:I'm surprised Norris is even in here. According to him, he was 'too old for this shit.' I hope he's someone's mentor hopping on for one last job.


I think the point of the expendables is that they're ALL too old for this shit. Didn't Jet Li retire from acting in the early 2000s? Same with Van Damme...
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Ronin on Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:33 am

I'm not looking forward to French accents in this movie.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Takomaru on Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:52 pm

You know what? the addition of Jean Reno would make this movie solid gold.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Ronin on Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:19 pm

I admit, you got me there.
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